Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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