Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
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I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
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ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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