You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
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she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
In other news, I just burned my penis
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I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I have feelings that need drinking.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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