forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
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the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
what is it with giant penises always finding me
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
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Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one