Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(773): View more from Illinois

our cab driver is having phone sex.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..

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(925): View more from California

curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.

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(585): View more from New York

You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.

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(678): View more from Georgia

NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree

(404): View more from Georgia

YES.

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(712): View more from Iowa

We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.

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(713): View more from Texas

walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.

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(757): View more from Virginia

I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime

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