that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
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I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
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I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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