We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
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i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
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He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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