turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
you made out with another girl for some wings
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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