is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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