Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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