they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
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We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
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Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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