i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
People with herpes should wear stickers.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
