; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
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