I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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