u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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