Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes