how hairy? two words: wookie tits
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
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He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
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He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates