Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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