I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I need water and some morals
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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