so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
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He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
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Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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