Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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