Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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