names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
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get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
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We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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