ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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