Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Having a random hookup so left but love u
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
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Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
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I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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