can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
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I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
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I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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