oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
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then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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