The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
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once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
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Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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