ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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