Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
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