i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Randomize
