quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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