and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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