Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
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Who wears a wallet chain?!
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
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And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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