Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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