I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
These 23 People Had Sex With Someone From Completely Different Cultures
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
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i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that