I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
i think i have herpe
just one?
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Randomize
