Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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