So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
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