so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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