we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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