i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
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His hands were made for my vagina.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
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If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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