You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Its about making memories worth repressing
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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