Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
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