some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I AM VODKA MAN
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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