are you so shy because you have an std?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
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I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
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In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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