I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
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Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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