I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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