Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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