I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
stop calling my apartment porn island.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
