There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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