Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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