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new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge

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(952): View more from Minnesota

Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..

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I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...

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I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.

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I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.

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I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.

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I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship

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I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...

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(858): View more from California

What should I list for life skills

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How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that

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Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California

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