I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
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He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
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Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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