oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
I did not marry a roomba.
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