8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
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